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10 Funny New Year Resolutions

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When a new year begins, we tend to create fantasies about what the next year will bring: like running a marathon, fighting a bear and more realistically getting a six pack, haha!, that was funny.. But alas, some Twitter users are a little more realistic about what to expect in the future and most are quite funny:

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My New Year’s resolution is 7680×4320.

— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) December 31, 2018

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my New Year’s resolution is to stop saying “yowza” during intercourse

— Django Gold (@django) December 31, 2018

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